Top 15 Rajnikanth Jokes

 

1Email ID of Rajnikant- This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

 

2 Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

 

3 Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.

 

4 If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

 

5 Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

 

6Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

 

7 Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two

    hours. Can you? 

    Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

 

8 Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

 

9 If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

 

10 When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

 

11 Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”

 

12 Once Rajinikant on hot seat of KBC…

      And computer needed a lifeline to choose the questions 

 

13 Rajinikanth can divide by zero.

 

14 Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

 

15 When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

 

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